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6/19- Mike met up with us at the palace last night and I pushed him off the table.

6/18- I spoke to Mike on the train to the city. He said hi.

6/17- Mike went to a concert in Brooklyn y/day
- I picked him up from sunrise highway and as he was walking to the car the light turned green (now this is the light that is red for like 5 minutes) so I went across the highway forcing Mike to run to the car. I regret doing so now but it was for the better.

6/16- Mike left 2 messages on my voice mail yesterday. I did not speak to him though.

6/15- Mike was not around yesterday but did say he was going to go to my house in which he didn't

6/14- 3 days ago mike talked to Erica at pathmark
-Fastforwarding 2 days, Mike played basketball with us and was a bitchin' sub for me

6/11- Mike was on my team in basketball and didn't pass it to me once (maybe i should have posed for the other team)

6/10- Mike went 2 for 4 in his baseball game
- Poured too much syrip on my pancakes after I trusted him to put on just enough
- Sung a duet with me of "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that", in the car on the way to the Seaford Palace
- Brought Odie around for some silly reason
- Starts work soon

6/9- Michael was dressed up like a little school boy yesterday sporting light blue clothing.

6/8- Mike, for the second straight day, missed school, but worry not my friends, he is making his righteous return today as we speak.
- Played basket ball and kept passing the ball to the other team

6/7- Yesterday Mike forgot his inhaler as we were going to brady park and I had to drive him back home to get it.
- Mike had many different hair styles and was dry humping everything in site as well
- Starts his new job in 4 days

6/6- Yesterday, White Mike did NOT officially start his first day at work but did go in for a screening and will be notified shortly of the results
- Also discovered is mikes fetish with the word Cheese
- For the second straight day, Mike was able to not have his brother hang out, way-to-go

6/5- Yesterday, White Mike played a scrumptious game of basketball scoring 3 points a silly shots and kept passing me the ball......I was on the other team
-Today The All-Whitey one will have his first day of work at pacific sunwear in the sunrise mall

6/2- The all mighty whitey picked up a cheap new pair of kicks, red converse
-Also, Michael's hair was very spiffy last night...amazing

6/1- White Mike was hitting on girls of his own age (and also got numbers), way to go playa
-White Mike's interview with pacific sunwear went so well that they are giving him a second interview. Groovy work mikey, very groovy.


This week, my special props go to...Frank Zic for his fish cooking skills and letting us use his home as a movie theatre

This week, my special props go to...The Seaford Palace. Where the price is always right and the waiter always asks, "how you doing my friends?"

"Mad props go out to Steve 'Duck Sauce' Shapiro for being the best basketball buddy EVER"


6/19/01 12:00pm
Aerosmith was a really good show last night as they played a ton of old school stuff. Getting out of the parking lot was a bitch though; it took 27 minutes. From there i went to Sean's and almost got into many accidents because other people dont know how to drive. We went to the palace with Mac and met up with the others there. Then I tried watching raw but fell asleep but Brad called and woke me up. I just watched raw and it was a solid show with DDP showing up. I am going to the gym with Sean and Chris in a bit. No plans for today yet otherwise

6/18/01 12:30pm
Work is getting very frustrating for me because it is so repititious and boring. I guess I just have to deal with it. I went straight from work to the train station to the U2 concert which was the best, most alive show, I've ever been too, the crowd stood the whole time. This show topped Ozzy from a few years back as my favorite concert of all time. The crowd was electric for 'Sunday Bloody Sunday', I actually got chills from it. I almost missed the train going there because i got stuck on a last minute call at work. I went to the palace after i got home around 1 but no one was there yet and I wanted to go to sleep so I did just that. I am going to Aerosmith tonight at the beach. I relly need my next 2 days off because of stress so i am happy that today is my friday. Thats all for today.

6/17/01 2:43pm
Unfortunatly today is extremely busy and I haven't been able to update this site. I am doing this on my lunch break and am in a rush to do so.
yesterday after work (and a Yankee 2-1 victory over the mets) I went to the gym only to realize it was closed. From there I went home and showered. Erica called saying she was sick and eddie called saying he wanted to hang out (lol). We went to matts and looked at the pictures I got from the Pocono's which came out good. We went to the pool hall and played for a while (almost witnessed a fight between to hardass children). Then to the palace where it was freezing and i couldn't even finish my french toast. I then picked up mike and went home. Tonight I am going to see U2 at msg, I was only able to get the one ticket so I travel alone. The train leaves at 7:01 at seaford. I will enjoy it. Thats it for today. Feel better Erica!!!

6/16/01 12:03pm
Yesterday was a very shallow day So i shall break it down so it seems like i did a lot. I worked, which, as always, is buckets of fun. I was going to go to the gym but i forgot my clothes so I went home and downloaded "AM Radio" by everclear> I then proceeded to call Erica and talk to her for a while. Then Willy came over to watch the Mets/Yankees and help me learn a little HTML formatting for my website. I then went to pickup Chris from United Skates and off to Jims to watch the rest of the baseball game. (Did I mentions that Willy had left already?) I drove around with Chris for a while to find a post office and then I went home; talked to Sean for a while and then went to sleep to cap off this amazing night. I hope to have bigger plans for tonight.

6/15/01 10:46am
Well yesterday was quite interesting. I wish i could say the most exciting thing was having the girls play basketball with us but I think that was topped off by the incident afterwards that not even batman could have escaped. We play basketball at Lockheart school many nights a week and the security guard there always lets us play. He asked us when we were leaving and we said 10 minutes, which was just enough time for him to call the cops. They came as we were starting to leave and lucky for us the cops weren't nice and gave the 11 of us trespassing tickets. We waited for an hour and now have a date with the judge on 7/16. Maybe we'll have a tailgate party in the parking lot at 8am before we go in at 9.
Work sucked as it always does due to it being boring. Erica and company and the guys came over to watch smackdown and then we went to applebees followed by a groovy game of basketball where Jacky had 3 baskets and Erica had 2 assists. That was the night.

6/14/01 10:14am
I returned from my journey to dorney park last night. Definently the most fun I've had in quite possibly my life. I would definently like to try and beat that one day. It took a few hours to get there with no traffic and we went to Matts summer home in Penn., it was a beautiful house made entirly of wood. I slept on a queen sized bed which was a change from the one i currently don't fit on at home.
We went to dorney park the next day (the 12th) and went on every ride except for the big log flume (not sure why though). After going on a corney little double loop roller coster i wasn't feeling good so instead of suffering for the rest of the day i just went to the bathroom and made myself hurl. Then we went to the waterpark and the first slide i went on i banged my nose on matts shine falling off the double tube at the end and i thought i broke it but alas, no blood, although it is swollen; we went on every slide there, the lazy river was the most fun for some reason. It was getting late so we went back to the roller coster area and the guys (matt, frank and brad) went on a few more as I didn't want to upset my stomach. Then to finish off the night we went on the Steel force roller coster for the 3rd time and got our picture from the picture booth afterwards. Good stuff. TGI fridays followed and then back to the house for a jacusie (did I spell that wrong...)bath. The next day we went to the lake for a few hours and swam around then we went back to shower and gather our things and go. We went to "American buffet-all you can eat)" Matt knocked over a tray of food. They sold fireworks there also. When we got home we played b-ball with everyone and then went in for the night. That was it.

6/11/01 3:02pm
Another exciting day at work....well no not really, but It is half way done as is my lunch break. I will not be updating this site in the next few days as i will be on a short road trip to dorny park. I will be back thursday just in time for smackdown. Yesterday was possibly my best day in basketball ever, I felt I led my team nicely and if not for stomach cramps near the end of game 3, we could have won the best of 3 series. Aside from knocking Jim into the poll which wasn't intentional, my all around game including dribbling and lay ups were superb, but fatigue caught up with me and that was that. I'm glad sean was there to see it. I feel like i'm going on a long vacation in the next 2 days but since i've never been on a vaction with my friends before, I will make this a memorable one and it'll at least seem as though it is a week long venure. Das it for now, will update again thursday afternoon. -As always....it's a pleasure

6/10/01 12:39pm
Lots and Lots of fun at work. After returning from the fun filled work day I watched the avalanch win the cup from the evil devils {indeed}, went to franks to do this and he was wearing a chef apron and cooking raw fish, nasty stuff, i passed on the seafood and had some honey bunches of oats cereal. We watched the replacements and went to the Seaford Palace where George the waiter said, "how you doing my friends". That was the day and for tonight i hope to have more juicy stuff for you all. Visit the archives link to see past info on mike/updates/quotes and such. As always...it's a pleasure

6/9/01 2:07pm
The Yankees beat the Braves 7-4, the sixers lost a good game and the mets lost to the lowly devil rays. After work I went to Pathmark and bought some sunny d, talked to jim and erica and went home. Bobby got a new pc so i tried helping him set that up but he had no ethernet card to get online with, we went to the store and got one, still having problems with installing it though. After that i watched the yankees and nbs finals games and went to the palace. That was the day.

6/8/01 11:55am
Work is boring...that was pretty much my whole day. The avalanche forced a game 7 in the stanley cup finals and the Yankees and Mets both won their respective games. Smackdown sucked last night except for the main event. After that we went to applebees and then played basketball for a couple of hours where my shins continue to hurt, but i'm a basketball player, I toughed it out. We lost both games, just like the last week. I haven't won a game in over a week. Das the day.

6/7/01 3:11pm
I played Basketball again yesterday but my shins were hurting more then they usually did so I took it easy. We went to the mall later on and I bought new shorts as i bought new pants the previous day. Went to Franks after the mall and watched the Lakers/Sixers game and that was the day.

6/6/01 12:31pm
Well, basketball was a lot of fun, we challenged these four guys to a 4 on 4 game, we lost both games but not by much and we left them thinking, "why didn't we kick their ass?"...well i would have to say because we (me, sean, shappy, tom and roy {we met roy there that day})played very well together as a team. Also because shappy wouldn't miss a damn bucket. I was sore and my body was tired so i know that may have played an affect too. I got pleanty of sleep and am just a little sore from the gym now but thats it. I am listening to pure moods vol. 3 (moby-procelain) right now and just relaxing to that. I bought the domain name www.legenjoey.com for 32 dollars for 2 years. I sent in this websites url to be forwarded from that one, meaning, by just typing www.legenjoey.com, you will get to this site, it will take a few days for that to go in affect. I won a u2 ticket for the msg concert this month (not sure what day yet) off ebay for $125, i am very excited about it. If anyone has any good quotes, let me know. I am probably playing basketball later but das it.

6/5/01 3:53pm
Yesterday was my friday as I am off today and tomorrow from work. Last night we played basketball at lockheart for a couple of hours losing to matts team 3 games to 1 in a best of five, {team blood-sean/matt/white mike ~ team crypt-Me/evan/brad/frank}. Me sean and ev went to get some bagels with some schmear and then off to powerhouse gym, my first visit back there this year as i have been going to the cablevision gym. I then ventured to the bank/post office and pizza, now i am off to go play basketball at brady, goodluck at your first day at work, W. Mike

6/2/01 4:55pm
It's Saturday, last night we went to the palace and then to franks where i fell asleep and although i was far away from dirty white mike (eddy), i could still smell him. After the gym y/day, my shins felt much better, i think its safe to say i found a temporary cure. The Yankees just beat the indians 9-4. I plan on taking any open shift from 8-9:30am for work when the times become available, i don't mind what days off i will get, i would rather have less sleep and more play time during the day then my current regime. Das it for today.

"Past Quotes of the Day"

6/19/01- "You said you were going to make Stone Cold Steve Austin famous......DUH....he already is famous" -DDP

6/18/01- "Guns aren't bad...
bad people who use guns make them bad...
Good people who use guns pose no threat...except to bad people" -U2 viganette

6/17/01- "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding is all u see, its getting hard to be someone but its allright; it doesn't matter much to me" -John Lennon

6/16/01- "Always take one step at a time, but if you take too long to take a step, then the next step might not be there for you to reach" -Shap Daddy

6/15/01- "When death smiles at you the only thing you can do is smile back" - DC

6/14/01- "Finally I feel free"

6/11/01- Officer:"My, hair is tingling sarge."
Sarge: "That means is working" -NLLW1


"The ideal woman is a nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquer store" -Ed 'O Connor - working buddy

6/10/01- "I believe thats a little too much syrup Mike..." -Joe (me) Anderson

6/9/01- "Did I satisfy all of your needs???" -Erik Burger

6/8/01- "To err is human, to forgive is f**ked up" -Dave Conforte

6/7/01- "Be careful when reading health books, you may die of a misprint" -QP

6/6/01- "You haven't lived until you've heard "Where the Green Grass Grows" or "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" while milking your cows and marrying your cousins" -Tim Kennery

6/5/01- "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." -George Burns

6/2/01- "Do or Do not, there is no try" -Yoda


~Moby - Porcelain~

In my dreams I'm dying all the time
As I wake its kaleidoscopic mind
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to lie
So this is goodbye
This is goodbye

Tell the truth you never wanted me
Tell me

In my dreams I'm jealous all the time
As I wake I'm going out of my mind
Going out of my mind

~Faith No More - The Cowboy Song~

Tears fall, they scarred your innocent dreams
Loves fall, they kinda leave you empty
Leaves fall, the seasons pass you by
And you think that maybe you can fly

Ceilings fall, with each romance you incur
Clouds fall, with each moment of despair
Buildings fall, the pavement is their bed
But what's the last thing that goes through your head?

You take the elevator to the top
The next thing you know
There you are standing on the edge
And all the flashing lights and futile cries
They're left with you now
Just close your eyes and take that final step

Rains fall, they dampen your will to live
Gods fall, with each pleasure that you give
You fall, and take the whole world with you
But will you even bother to look down?

You take the elevator to the top
The next thing you know
There you are standing on the edge
The circumstance it turns you inside out
So we can have peace
Before you find out what's inside your head

What's inside your head!

You take the elevator to the top
The next thing you know
There you are standing on the edge
The circumstance it turns you inside out
So we can have peace
Before you find out what's inside your head
And all the flashing lights and futile cries
They're left with you now
Just close your eyes and take that final step
Just close your eyes and take that final step

~AeroSmith- Intro (get a grip cd)~

Wake up kids it's half past the youth
Ain't nothin really changin but the date
You a grand slammer, but you're no Babe Ruth
You got to learn how to relate, or you'll be swingin from the pearly gate
I got all the answers, lo and behold you got the right key baby But the wrong key hole yo

~Oasis - D'ya know what I mean~

Step off the train all alone at dawn
Back into the hole where I was born
The sun in the sky never raised an eye to me
The blood on the trax and must be mine
The fool on the hill and I feel fine
Don't look back cos you know what you might see

Look into the wall of my mind's eye
I think I know, but I don't know why
The questions are the answers you might need
Coming in a mess going out in style
I ain't good-looking but I'm someone's child
No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe

I met my maker
I made him cry
And on my shoulder he asked me why
His people won't fly through the storm
I said "Listen up man, they don't even know you're born"

All my people right here, right now
D'You Know What I Mean?

~Train - Drops of Jupiter~

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

~RHPS - Time Warp~

Riff Raff:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling...
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip.
And nothing can ever be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again

~Madonna - Don't tell me~

Don't tell me to stop
Tell the rain not to drop
Tell the wind not to blow
'Cause you said so, mmm

Tell the sun not to shine
Not to get up this time, no, no
Let it fall by the way
But don't leave me where I lay down

Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Tell me everything I'm not
But please don't tell me to stop
But don't ever tell me to stop

~Loreena McKennitt - The Mummers' Dance~

When in the springtime of the year
When the trees are crowned with leaves
When the ash and oak, and the birch and yew
Are dressed in ribbons fair

When owls call the breathless moon
In the blue veil of the night
The shadows of the trees appear
Amidst the lantern light

We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay

Who will go down to those shady groves
And summon the shadows there
And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
In the springtime of the year

The songs of birds seem to fill the wood
That when the fiddler plays
All their voices can be heard
Long past their woodland days


And so they linked their hands and danced
Round in circles and in rows
And so the journey of the night descends
When all the shades are gone

"A garland gay we bring you here
And at your door we stand
It is a sprout well budded out
The work of our Lord's hand"

~Fat Boy Slim - Praise You~

We come a long, long, way together
through the hard times, and the good
i have to celebrate you baby
i have to praise you like i should

~Alice In Chains - Rooster~

Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die

~REM - Man on the Moon~

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

~Robbie Williams - Let love be your energy~

Daddy where's the sun gone from the sky?
What did we do wrong, why did it die?
And all the grown ups say 'sorry kids we got no reply'
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy

~U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday~

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? How long...
'cause tonight...we can be as one

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

~Alice in Chains - No Excuses~

It's alright
There comes a time
Got no patience to search
For peace of mind
Layin' low
Want to take it slow
No more hiding or
Disguising truths I've sold

Everyday it's something
Hits me all so cold
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know